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Suddenly, witnesses and the police said, the doors shattered, and the shrieking mob surged through in a blind rush for holiday bargains. One worker, Jdimytai Damour, 34, was thrown back onto the black linoleum tiles and trampled in the stampede that streamed over and around him. Others who had stood alongside Mr. Damour trying to [...]

This is from the “isn’t the world amazing” dept: emillions.
This is no spoof.
Okay… it’s only a category #2 best-seller and it’s only on the French Amazon. Obviously, my goal would be to hit the #1 spot on the American Amazon.com (or even New York Times).
Right now, I’m in the process of recruiting joint venture partners [...]